Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Cure For Cheese Fingers

We've all been there. We're munching down on a bag of cheese snacks without a care in the world. Then all of a sudden the Queen walks into the room with her hand out. She wants to seal the deal for world peace with a random handshake from a stranger (she figured it was a good idea because who wouldn't want to shake hands with the Queen). You pull your hand out of the bag of cheese snacks and there it is.
You've got Cheese Fingers, and now you've ended any hope of world peace. If anybody knows a good way to deal with this issue without licking your fingers like a freak (the Queen would probably turn down a handshake after watching you munch cheese bits off your fingers).

CC

No comments: